Klassic Kenny: Kenny shares a laugh with the Wisconsin Highway Patrol
Charm and a cool old car can get you out of a bind Retired Old Cars Weekly Research Editor Kenny Buttolph is famous for a lot of things, including his…
Charm and a cool old car can get you out of a bind
Retired Old Cars Weekly Research Editor Kenny Buttolph is famous for a lot of things, including his heavy right foot and the sort of natural charm that almost always gets him out of a speeding ticket. I’m just not that lucky, so I find the following tale particularly entertaining. Kenny must like it, too, because he’s told it to me (and probably others) on many occasions. Our latest "Kenny Kronicle" goes something like this:
Kenny was barreling down one of the many two-lane roads between his house near Iola, Wis., and nearby Plover when he found his 1953 Chevy Bel Air convertible's toothy grille facing an oncoming highway patrol. If you’re not from Wisconsin, you should know that if a Wisconsin State Highway Patrolman goes through the effort to get out of their patrol unit for a traffic stop, he or she is going to issue you a ticket.
Well, Kenny knew he was going fast enough to guarantee being stopped by the highway patrolman and pulled his convertible onto the side of the road and waited. Sure enough, the patrolman whipped his patrol car around and slid up behind Kenny with the lights on.
When the patrolman approached Kenny seated in the convertible, he asked, “Do you know why I stopped you?”
Figuring he had little to fear, Kenny replied with a grin, “You didn’t stop me – I was already stopped.”
The patrol then said, “I clocked you at 87 miles per hour,” to which Kenny replied, “Oh, is that all? It will go faster than that!”
The pair chuckled and the patrolman recommended Kenny not drive such a nice old car so fast or he’d ruin it. After he issued his verbal warning, the patrolman began to head back to his patrol car when he suddenly stopped. He turned his head over his shoulder and said to Kenny, “And I didn’t see those (illegal) ‘blue dots’ in your taillights, either!” and winked.
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Angelo Van Bogart is the editor of Old Cars magazine and wrote the column "Hot Wheels Hunting" for Toy Cars & Models magazine for several years. He has authored several books including "Hot Wheels 40 Years," "Hot Wheels Classics: The Redline Era" and "Cadillac: 100 Years of Innovation." His 2023 book "Inside the Duesenberg SSJ" is his latest. He can be reached at avanbogart@aimmedia.com